girls world

so women and football don’t mix? not so claims our Orange girlie Becky Gazeley

settle in your seats and nod at the familiar people that surround you, I hope, like myself at the start of every new season, you have that funny feeling in your stomach... And no, I’m not talking about the effects of the Pukka Pie you’ve just scoffed down!

I’m talking about the anticipation of Luton Town’s 2007-2008 season. Anticipation indeed, we’ve now got a whole new coaching team and new experienced team members, (perhaps fresh sets of legs is taking it too far) ... but there is some definite eye candy available for the more mature lady!

But Blackwell hasn’t forgotten us youngsters, oh no! He’s brought in Dave Edwards, who it would seem is just not a pretty face. A promising player, whose ability definitely stood out at the Rushden friendly. And before you start... I find it very difficult to shop each and every Saturday afternoon!

On a sad note, the injury to Richard Barrington Langley (and yes, that is his middle name) at the Rushden & Diamonds game will be a worry to us all, after all he made such an amazing contribution to our relegation last season.

CELEB WATCH: Hartlepool fans Meat Loaf and Timmy Mallet could be loitering around the directors’ box today. Sky Sports’ Jeff Stelling is also a fan, but will be on the TV. But two outta three ain’t bad!

boys'r'us

with Billy Sugger

SO we’re strapped for cash, right? Well here’s an idea. When our groundsman’s finished grooming the Kenny carpet, let’s get him out earning the club some extra revenue with that pitch marking dye. Advertising images like this pole dancer are popping up on fields by airports across the country. So let’s get him painting a similar one for the saucy website around the Luton airport flightpath perhaps. Who says birds can’t play an important role in football?