girls world

so women and football don’t mix? not so claims our Orange girlie Becky Gazeley

DURING Tuesday’s triumph against Sunderland the excitement flowed like a promotion chase. I even stubbed my toe and chipped my pedicured toenails on the seat in front (trying to kick every ball while wearing my jewel-encrusted flip-flops was not so sensible).

To be honest I completely forget the pain when the mighty Paul Furlong put on a magnificent show which finally felt like I was getting my money’s worth! He clearly has no ounce of Hornet left in him!

Paul, however, hasn’t taken the place of my favourite player as yet, I’m still waiting for a few more games to decide that important role!

As Luton fans we come to expect drama... actually it has followed us around like a bad smell for the past couple of years.

But with a new era in Blackwell and Pinkney, I was shocked at what appeared to be our gaffer and a small rat-like creature called Dennis coming head to head in anger last Saturday.

I thought for a brief moment I was watching the Jeremy Kyle Show. The said rat-like creature has called Mr Blackwell ‘bitter’.

Sorry, but nobody cares! Taxi for Dennis I think…. Oh no, perhaps that’s not Wise.

CELEB WATCH: Depeche Mode, right, are apparently Rovers fans, they’re also apparently an 80’s pop group!? Am I showing my age?

MAN OF THE MONTH: David Bell – Seriously trying hard! Let’s hope it’s for our benefit and not Championship scouts.

TIP OF THE MONTH: Long beads are back in this month, just try and keep them under control when we score!

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with Billy Sugger

SO Pinkney wants the squad to be streamlined does he?

I’ve mulled it over and he’s right, there’s no point keeping hold of players who are never even going to be in with a sniff of a place on the bench. So it’s time to start the cull and send those we don’t need to Vicarage Road!

It’s a man’s game, so some tough decisions are going to have to be made. Here’s my list to give the gaffer a few pointers:

Marlon: Sorry mate it’s time to see the back (ow!) of you.

Lewis: The ex-Bradford chugger may only be saved if the Sol Man is determined to go.

Keano: His heart’s in the right place and he’s versatile (can play rubbish in many positions).

O’Leary: What d’ya mean you thought he’d gone already. That was Michael L.

Unders: The new Paul Hughes. Age is against him too.

Robbo: Awful when he first came, OK for a time, reverting to awful again.

Langley: Done his ligaments so is contributing the same now as he did all last term.

That leaves a bit of room for some fresh young talent down at Kenilworth Road. Anyone know when the News Of The World girls are coming back.