Fantasy football

Premiership clubs rally round to help Hatters – who should we get?

SO our magnanimous Premiership and Championship brothers and sisters are rallying to our aid after the FA and Football League decided to make us a scapegoat. Who should we ask for?

Cristiano Ronaldo – Sir Alex will obviously need to get him match fit again after his ankle operation and he just might be better than Currie...

Cesc Fabregas – Well Stephen Browne said in The Luton News we wouldn’t turn Cesc down if he was offered to us. He would certainly add some extra bite and creativity to our midfield...

Dimitar Berbatov – He’s fallen out with the Spurs faithful so he could certainly do with some match practice at Kenilworth Road. Now where’s that nice Mr Pleat?

Frank Lampard – The Chelsea midfielder wants to get away and what better place? He may even get a few goals.

Jermaine Defoe – The England striker, a mysterious visit at Hatters’ friendly with Boreham Wood, would most certainly be a welcome addition...